When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
