If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams