A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
