Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down