You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
