War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore