No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
There Is Always Room For
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
