Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food