My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…