One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
There is no Status quo But there is Status
