The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
