The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

My ego is too big

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over