And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

God is the world’s only super-bower

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews