She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
