Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
