Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
