There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
