Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste