The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes