If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we