I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
