In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net