Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
A being becomes human when you add meaning
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
