A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

When God closes one store He opens another

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation