Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must