It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…