When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
