My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns