Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
