Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
