It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack