The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
