We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
