You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet