There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
