The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do