Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
