I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us