The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…