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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Make That Turkey Bacon

If Star Wars is actually told
From R2-D2’s perspective
Then our only hope
Is that God lets us go on believing
We are more powerful
Than we could possibly imagine
While God gets on with
Saving our bacon
Again and again

Other works by Chris Gaither...
What a Difference Our Fear Makes

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
“There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known”

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Not Another Pigeon

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
If One Deadly Sin Is Enough to Kill You, Isn’t That Incentive to Try All Seven?

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Only Analog Clocks Are Analogous to the Heart; a Digital Clock Is Like a Finger-pointing

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
The Socialists Put the Party in Party Politics

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
“Talkin’ ‘bout my generation”

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
The Tenth Hole in My Body Is My Memory Hole

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
“Quantum potential leads to the notion of ‘an unbroken wholeness of the entire universe’”

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
All Love Is Tough Love: If It Isn’t Tough, It Isn’t Love

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
What Kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Happy Wife, Happy Life

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The Internet Is the Opposite of the Torah

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
The Rules

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Read ‘Em and Weep

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it



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