Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,