People are afraid of change so they change with the times
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
