It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive