Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Breathe in not out
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
