Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…