They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Love may never win but love always ties
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
