When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
