There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…