My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part