I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…