I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

It’s always darkest before the yawn