When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Easy to please but problematic to appease
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
