Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
