Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death