A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

One thing I could do Was need control

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…