I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God