Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is