My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away