“Self-deceiving Is Perceiving” Is the Gerund Phrase
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…