Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…