I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life