The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
