Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
