When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…