Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock