The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
There is no Status quo But there is Status
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
