Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…