In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain